April 2009
March 2009
i just had my shirt basically stolen off of my...
jamesnord:
i told her i had nothing else to wear but due to a lack of english and pushy salesmanship she decided to just keep on pinning it. at the end i took my shirt off, put on my new condom jacket and walking out. now i pray that the office does not get too cold today, this jacket hides nothing.
I can’t believe you spent $60 to wear a condom on your back.
tonight's dinner?
jamesnord:
a balthazhar baguette and a 40. class out the ass people.
Mine: chocolate chips, challah roll, some litely salted pita chips, an apple and honey.
You may be classless but I apparently am a scavenger who disregards what a “meal” is.
I was walking behind a woman down the 7th avenue subway transfer and she gave money to two separate musicians. I was pretty impressed by her, then again she literally gave them her spare pennies.
Silently lip-synching along to some Aretha on a Monday afternoon, wishing my stomach wasn’t grumbling…
you can't escape your family
michellegajkowski:
dad: what are you talking about you always had girlfriends.
uncle stan: not in highschool.
dad: why’s that?
uncle stan: my head was too big for my body at the time.
… this started a day long storytelling session of all my uncle’s ex-girlfriend’s and wives. typical of the gajkowski clan to get together and psychoanalyze oursleves. couldn’t think of a better way to spend a...
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-3-29) →
Phoenix (39)
Beirut (28)
Hot Chip (27)
St. Vincent (26)
Kelly Clarkson (21)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Despite my everlasting dedication to the East Side and the cuisine found there, I will be having dinner at Le Zie in Chelsea. I figured I may as well get used to it, since I’ll be spending 40 hours a week in the area starting next week….
Branching out is good.
I don’t know that I’ve felt this productive before 5pm on a Saturday in months… And it feels mighty fine
Ru Paul’s Drag Race finale involves a lip-synch off involving the two finalist drag queens. Suddenly my afternoon just got a lot better.
It's official: MTA jacking up fares, cutting... →
adamfrucci:
Well, this sucks.
Ouch, ouch, ouch.
It takes men 8.2 seconds of gazing to fall in love at first sight.
Download Phoenix’s new album Wolfgang Amadeus Phoenix here.
Absolutely addicting.
Tracklist:
Lisztomania
1901
Girlfriend
Fences
Armistice
Lasso
Rome
Countdown (Sick for the Big Sun)
Love Like a Sunset
Now, I love me some Tyra Banks and her insane drag queen behavior but this possibly goes too far. Oxygen TV (yes, that exists… think Lifetime with less sap and more sass) did a poll of women ages 18-34 asking if they would rather win America’s Next Top Model or the Nobel Peace Prize. 25% more respondents chose ANTM! I mean really? 5 minute fame over international and historical...
j0e:
I wonder how long I can go without shaving this beard.
Two more hours?
Announcement in airport: “George Brown, please go back to where you left your wife. Attention George Brown, go back to where you left your wife.”
I hope he has his hearing aid plugged in…
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-3-22) →
Phoenix (45)
Metric (20)
She & Him (17)
Coeur de Pirate (11)
Stars (11)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
I love my freckles. I can’t believe some people don’t like them… Finally feels like Spring/Summer, and I’m soaking it up.
Going on a much-needed vacation to Florida. Will see you all Tuesday.